Sonntag, 5. Juli 2015

Bank robbery hostages



It was in the late afternoon an a hot summerday when my wife and I entered the small bank near our hometown.

"We're just in time, Darling. Let's quickly deposit the cash money from the donations we got."
"Yeah, they will close soon.

The bank robber took us completely by surprise:
"Hold up! Move into the bank! Move!




"Hold up! Hand's up! All of you! Teller, close the door! Do it! Now!"
" For heavens sake! Don't shot! We do whatever you tell us to do!
"Teller. Move and close the door! What are you waiting for?!
" Yes, of course...!"



"You lovebirds, cross your wrists behind your back. Got it?!
"For sure, whatever you say!
"Teller, take the zip-tiers and tie them up. Do it!
" Yes, yes..."



"Oh. I'm so sorry!"
"It's allright. Just do as he says. If we obey to his orders he won't do us any harm"
"Enough, teller. Come over and start to put the money into the bags. I'll give the two chickens a nice tape-up meanwhile, hahaha.
" Ummmph. Mmmmmh. MMMMMMH.
" Calm down, Mrs Wimp. That's much better than watching a crime in TV, isn't it. I'm sure I'll appear in your wet dreams tonight, haha. Isn't it, Mrs Wimp?!



"Well, well, cutie. Mr. and Mrs Wimp there are happy and all taped-up. And we two will now go down to the strong box."

"Oh, Jesus, what a nightmare. O Jesus save us, I only hope that it will be over soon"


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