Sonntag, 5. Juli 2015

Bank robbery hostages



It was in the late afternoon an a hot summerday when my wife and I entered the small bank near our hometown.

"We're just in time, Darling. Let's quickly deposit the cash money from the donations we got."
"Yeah, they will close soon.

The bank robber took us completely by surprise:
"Hold up! Move into the bank! Move!




"Hold up! Hand's up! All of you! Teller, close the door! Do it! Now!"
" For heavens sake! Don't shot! We do whatever you tell us to do!
"Teller. Move and close the door! What are you waiting for?!
" Yes, of course...!"



"You lovebirds, cross your wrists behind your back. Got it?!
"For sure, whatever you say!
"Teller, take the zip-tiers and tie them up. Do it!
" Yes, yes..."



"Oh. I'm so sorry!"
"It's allright. Just do as he says. If we obey to his orders he won't do us any harm"
"Enough, teller. Come over and start to put the money into the bags. I'll give the two chickens a nice tape-up meanwhile, hahaha.
" Ummmph. Mmmmmh. MMMMMMH.
" Calm down, Mrs Wimp. That's much better than watching a crime in TV, isn't it. I'm sure I'll appear in your wet dreams tonight, haha. Isn't it, Mrs Wimp?!



"Well, well, cutie. Mr. and Mrs Wimp there are happy and all taped-up. And we two will now go down to the strong box."

"Oh, Jesus, what a nightmare. O Jesus save us, I only hope that it will be over soon"


Donnerstag, 2. Juli 2015

Scout supporter couple captured by Anti-Scouts


Married couple Helma Christina and Heinz-Georg Fesselmann are new elected board members of the Girl and Boy Scout Supporter and Fundraising Association. As new board members they are invited to visit the Pentecost camp. But when they arrive at the parking-lot in the forest they expected welcome committee is missing. So they decide to discover their own scouting skills and try to find at their own the way to the camp. They do not become away that they are observed...


Soon the innocent scout supporter couple is surrounded by a group of masked boys. They have rope in their hands and declare that they are the expected welcome committee


The so called welcome committee which is in truth a group of Anti-Scouts explains to the innocent and unexperienced Scout supporter couple that is a tradition that the new board members of the Girl and Boy Scout Supporter Association have to be brought duly bound and gagged into the Pentecost Scout Camp...



The still unsuspecting scout supporter couple is a little surprised and amazed about this kind of welcome but as the have heard that being tied up is obviously not so unusual in a Scouts life they agree to be tied up and gagged without doing any resistance...


The still unsuspecting scout supporter couple is now tightly bound and gagged. Their captors hit them forward and tell them that also the first Christians have been treated in that manner. The married couple still think that they are brought to the Pentecost camp. 


 But the Anti-Scouts have totally other plans for their helpless captives. They will them displace to their own camp where they will be hold for ransom. As board members of the Scout Supporter Association they are valuable hostages and will only be released against some crates of beer. Also the Anti-Scouts will give the innocent couple a full demonstration of their tie-up-skills during the whole night...